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That’s like the time I was at A&W and I asked for just a little bit of Mayo because I don’t like it and they literally just added a little bit of mayo. Nothing else. Just the mayo.

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

Lots on my mind right now….

6 hours ago with 1 note

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Dave Skylark’s Very Special VMA Special

Dave Skylark’s Very Special VMA Special

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elxra:

catpuppys:

this guy could be the last airbender tbh

more like dis pussy bender gotdamn

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

mira-of-sassgard:

flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

Preach

Tagged: #Horns

justafatgirlinaskinnyworld:

a-blog-of-kingdoms:

comradewodka:

oh myyyyy goooooooooooooooooooooooood

OOOOOOOHHHHHH MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

IM SO EXCITED

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- you’re too easy, Merlin

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

thetomska:

Will always reblog.