The early bird will inherit the world.
Marine Biology student at Dalhousie University. Also I have an unhealthy addiction to Mac & Cheese, so there's that.
This country is such a fucking joke. Did you know that if we were to divide the income in this country fairly it would be about 300,000 per person. That’s annually. You could give each person in this country 100,000 and still have enough to invest in infrastructure and research. Instead we have people who don’t have water, don’t have their basic human rights fulfilled, because they don’t have enough to pay a bill.Capitalism is inhumane.
“Be with the one who wants to literally thank each and every one of your ex’s for ever being stupid enough to let you go.”
That’s the one you keep (via tea-storm)
missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb
“I go down to the shore in the morning
and depending on the hour the waves
are rolling in or moving out,
and I say, oh, I am miserable,
what should I do? And the sea says
in its lovely voice:
Excuse me, I have work to do.”
Mary Oliver, from the book A Thousand Mornings (via fishingboatproceeds)
You think it’s cool to hate things. And it’s not. It’s boring. Talk about what you love and keep quiet about what you don’t.”
Liberal Arts (2012)
“Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.”
A novel written by me. (via lovequotesrus)
what do birds do
I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important
smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.
but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
OOOMMMGGGG THE DUDE THAT LIVED ON THE FIRST FLOOR OF MY RES LAST YEAR THAT WAS THE HOTTEST GUY EVER WITH A HOCKEY BUTT
I FOUND HIM ON TINDER AND JUST BOLTED UPRIGHT AND YELLED “KELLY KELLY THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT OMG KELLYYYYYYYY” IN AN INHUMAN PITCH AND SHOWED HER HIS PROFILE AND SHE SCREAMED AND OPENED TINDER FASTER THAN THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND WE HUGGED AFTER
HOLY SHIT THIS AINT NATURAL BUT IT FELT SO GOOD TO SWIPE HIM RIGHT
FUCK YES THE HOT GUY FROM LAST YEAR IS ON TINDER. SWIPING HIM THE FUCK RIGHT.
I have waited my whole life for this moment.
do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants